President Henry B. Eyring
We must trust in the Lord - and in his duly called servants. And, if we lack trust in said servants then it's our own darn fault because we don't have enough faith. Implying that said servants have absolutely zero responsibility to do anything to earn our trust. We're supposed to trust in them just because.
President Boyd K. Packer
God only approves of marriage between one man and one woman (I suppose we'll just ignore those pesky Brigham Young years) - and anybody who believes in same sex marriage is evil. Anybody who believes the law of the land should be changed to recognize same sex marriages is doubly evil. And God only approves of sex between a man and a woman who are married, preferably in the temple (I suppose if you're married, but not in the temple, then He merely tolerates you having sex with your spouse).
My name is President Thomas S. Monson - and I approve of the messages given in this session of conference.OK, I must admit, I did enjoy the rest of President Monson's remarks about gratitude. But, Packers talk has just left a bad taste in my mouth - so, now I'm grumpy; and, at this point, I'm not sure I'll even bother watching the Sunday afternoon session.
[sigh] I thought general conference was supposed to be uplifting