Thursday, March 13, 2008

Bewildered

I don't get it. I'm confused. I do not comprehend. It does not compute.

Gov. Eliot Spitzer paid $4,300 for a 2 hour 'session' with Ashley Alexandra Depre. Morality aside, what could a girl possibly do to a man in 2 hours that would be worth $4,300? If I let my mind peer into the deepest cesspool of sexual depravity I can't think of anything that would be worth $4,300. Are heterosexual guys really that enslaved to their hormones?

Maybe I'm just getting old; but, if I had $4,300 to spend frivolously, I would much rather put it towards a brand new Nikon D3 camera (~$5,000 street price).

10 comments:

Foxx said...

You and your phallic photos again!


;)

Abelard Enigma said...

Is this better? Nikon D3 w/ body cap

MoHoHawaii said...

Abe, here's my take: when you have buckets of money, throwing large bills around gives you a sense of power.

Does an executive really need to spend $50,000 on a single private plane trip when a $5,000 First Class ticket on a commercial airline (or even a $800 coach seat) would get him there in about the same amount of time? A big part of the answer is power. Big shots want to feel as if the rules don't apply to them.

P.S. Would your sense of value change if the service professional in question were a super hot guy? Mine does. :-)

Vanson said...

That could pay for a full year of tuition for me.

Max Power said...

Oh the things I could do with $4,300 that don't involve hookers...

Beck said...

That would nearly pay for my whole family flying to Europe - and have you seen the price of tickets lately?

A family trip verses a night with a super hot guy (as MOHOHAWAII asks)??? Now that makes one ponder! :)

Sean said...

LMAO!!!!

I'm still dying of laughter over Foxx's comment.

Sean said...

after some thought.....(i know dont everyone start dying of laughter over that!),,,I am convinced though that the govenors hooker is probably Canadian.

here's how i figure it:
Service...........$100
GST...............$2,000
PST...............$1,500
Sir Charge........$500
Inport duty fee...$200
Total.............$4,300USD

translated to Canadian funds...$25

Post-It Boy said...

If I had $4,300 I'd go on a month-long trip traveling around Europe...

So many people around the world waste their money.

Ammon said...

Great Point. Its been a while since I've had the chance to see your blog. I'm so glad your still here and typing away. Wish you the best!