Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Gay Mormon Polygamists Flocking to Massachusetts

Check out Gay Mormon Polygamists Flocking to Massachusetts from Broken Newz. It's from February 26, 2004; so, it may be a repeat for some; but, I just came across it today and it amused me.


Camp Rock Hudson, Massachusetts - Gay Mormon polygamists have been arriving in droves at this remote corner of western Massachusetts ever since the state’s Supreme Judicial Court gave its approval last month to same-sex marriages.

“Looks like Massachusetts is going to end up being the ‘Promised Land,’” said Elder Moses Smith, who arrived yesterday at the gay polygamist compound with his spouses Ezekiel, Jacob, Joshua, Zachariah, Zebediah, Nehemiah and Kevin. “We mean no one any harm. All we want to do is to live in peace and to be left alone in order to have non-stop hot male action and watch “Malcolm in the Middle” reruns.

Traditional Mormon leaders denounced Elder Smith and the breakaway church he runs which is called the Church of Latter-Day Interior Decorators. “It’s not the gay orgies that we find so objectionable about the Latter-Day Decorators,” said Joseph Smith VIII, the 98-year old President of the Mormon Church who was speaking from his office in Salt Lake City. “What we really find offensive is that they drink coffee.”

4 comments:

drex said...

I think I just burst a lung.

iwonder said...

That is hilarious indeed. Je l'aime!

Sean said...

coffee...oh, that's good. :-)

Kengo Biddles said...

I read this to Miki tonight. She laughed SO HARD. Especially at the Kevin bit.