Thursday, July 26, 2007

Babe magnet

I must be some sort of babe magnet. A couple of months ago, I blogged about how Campbell wants to be my friend on MySpace. Now it's Lauren. I have no idea which one is Lauren nor who the other chick is. Frankly neither of them are my type.

As I told Campbell, your plunging neck line and pouty lips have no effect on me. I am impervious to your womanly wiles!

Tom is my one and only MySpace friend. And, he is way cuter than the two of you put together.

Denied!!!

10 comments:

Kengo Biddles said...

*chuckle* :)

playasinmar said...

Tom would be cuter if he wasn't in front of a mad scientist's chalk board.

iwonder said...

I think he's quite cute indeed.

drex said...

Not pretty boy enough for me. :P

I love it when random people try to Facebook-friend me. I usually laugh in their general directions, then launch livestock at them.

Abelard Enigma said...

I wonder if this is an evil plot concocted by some ex-gay group :-)

Anyway, I just canceled my MySpace account. When asked for a reason, I wrote:

I'm gay and I got tired of receiving friend requests from hot looking girls (Ewwww)

Beck said...

"I'm gay and I got tired of receiving friend requests from hot looking girls (Ewwww)"

Hilarious! :)

GeckoMan said...

Amazing Abe! I cancelled my MySpace account about a month ago for the same reasons, although I wasn't as funny or forthright as you. And I hate to burst your magnetic bubble, but I'm afraid that "Tom" has an in on new accounts at MySpace, because he was the first request I got for being a friend. Or maybe it's just a small world, after all (do I hear music?).

Abelard Enigma said...

Tom is one of the co-founders and the current President of MySpace. He is every bodies friend (added automatically whenever a MySpace account is created).

I hope I didn't burst your bubble about having hot guys pursuing you on MySpace :)

Anyway, I still think he is kind of cute - in a nerdy sort of way ;) [ahem] I mean, I have a great deal of respect for him as a business entrepreneur.

Samantha said...

sigh

Darrin says it would be inappropriate for me to be friends with the pretty, sexy ladies. He says he'll abstain, as well.

iwonder said...

What one can do is make it so that anyone who wants to add you as a friend needs to know your last name and/or e-mail address. That shut down all those sluts... um, I mean pretty ladies from adding me as their "friend".
I wonder though, do female members of myspace get similarly raunchy solicitations from men? Maybe I should be "female" as far as myspace is concerned...