It seems the gay lifestyle has spread to the blue duck population - thereby derailing plans to repopulate the species in Britain. It seems there is one remaining female blue duck (Cherry) and two male blue ducks (Ben and Jerry). Problem is, Ben and Jerry have the hots for each other and are ignoring Cherry. Read the story here.
This is what happens in countries where gay marriage is legal.
Imagine what will happen here in the good ol U.S.ofA when gay marriage is legalized - we may just end up with a herd of gay buffalo's roaming around Yellowstone park.