Monday, May 21, 2007

A hard body

From the "Personality Parade" section of Parade magazine (newspaper insert) dated May 20, 2007
Q Is it true the Mark Walhberg is a former convict?
A Yes, Mark, 35, served 45 days at Massachusetts' Deer Island House of Correction in 1988 for assaulting two men at age 16. He now says jail time forced him to turn his life around. The hard body he developed behind bars became his defining attribute as an underwear model and, initially, as a film star.

I want a hard body in just 45 days! I think I'm going to schedule a trip to Massachusetts to inquire about checking into this Deer Island House of Correction - Anyone with me???

And, what was the name of that place that turned Ted Haggard into a heterosexual in just two weeks? We could stop there on the way back. (or, maybe, we should stop there first)

8 comments:

playasinmar said...

That place was actually just a closet in Jerry Falwell's house.

Abelard Enigma said...

Ewwwww!!!

Brady said...

LOL!

Max Power said...

Yay! The "Get Buff and Quit Looking at other Guy's Stuff 2007" tour. Sign me up!

Abelard Enigma said...

Yes!
We'll paint that on the side of the bus.

drex said...

Wow, coolest Moho road trip idea ever.

Beck said...

I shouldn't admit this, but I have a frequently recurring dream where I find a bottle of super-muscle-cut pills on a lonely beach somewhere and I overdose on them (of course who wouldn't - it's the point of the dream) and I become the perfectly buff model guy with perfectly cut muscles in just six weeks!

Dreams come true, right? :)

Distinguishing Preoccupation said...

I just don't even know what to say...